Naked Girls At My Door

Okay, I know I want a girlfriend and all, but this wasn't what I was really hoping for. About ten minutes ago, I heard a knock on the door and the dogs naturally went crazy. After pushing them out of the way, I opened my door to the strangest sight I've ever seen, three teenage girls butt naked on my front porch. Well, not totally naked, they each had towels wrapped around themselves, but other than that, they left nothing to the imagination.

So why were there three naked teenage girls at my door?

They wanted shampoo of course.

It seems that one of my neighbors is having a birthday party and sleepover for about ten girls or so and evidently they ran out of shampoo. As I'm talking to them and trying to keep the dogs from getting out the door, the rest of them were standing out on the sidewalk taking pictures and that's when I told them that while I did have shampoo, I just didn't have that much and shut the door. Had I been in the 9th grade or so, it would have made my day and I would have probably invited them in to look but I'm not in the 9th grade, haven't been in the 9th grade in a very long time and lets face it, I'm more in the market for a girl around 40, not 14.

Weird, really weird.