Last nights post was one of the more important I'll ever put up but it's also pretty depressing. Let's do a 180 tonight and have some fun. This one comes from Helen Boyd:
What is your favorite word? Peloton
What is your least favorite word? Republican
What turns you on? Chicks with...brains.
What turns you off? Being timid in bed.
What is your favorite curse word? Well fuck of course though cunt comes in a close second.
What sound or noise do you love? Thunder
What sound or noise do you hate? Gasoline powered lawn mowers.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Formula One or Indy Car driver.
What profession would you not like to attempt? Lawyer
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your dogs have been waiting for you.
If you get something out of a vending machine, it’s most likely: Coke
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Cincinnati, did I get it right?
You least want people to see you as: A man
You’re a little scared of: Mice.
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Talk and sometimes things I don't want people to know.
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 20
How many of them are relatives: 4
You lose your cool when someone: Blames high gas prices on oil companies.
When you go to the drugstore, you often can’t leave without buying: Magazines
Your dance moves can best be described as: Very bad.
The majority of your underwear is: Victorias Secret bikini panties though I do have a fair number of thongs.
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: White Castle cheeseburgers and I love every bite of them.
You think you’re really not a great: Person
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $2 but I do have my debit card.
The majority of your shoes are this color: black and brown equally.
You don’t think you’ll ever be able to get rid of your: Male features.
If your breath is bad, it’s most likely because you had the: Onions
You feel embarrassed when you: Stumble over something and look like a total dork.
The last public place where you used the restroom: Work
Something you don’t like to debate in mixed company: Religion
You don’t think you can pull off wearing: Sleeveless shirts.
Something you own entirely too much of: Clothes
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Bon Jovi
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Snot
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: The insecure Tranny.
Feel free to do it yourself.