Give It A Name

I've been tagged:

1. Your real name: Kelly Joann Armstrong

2. Your detective name (fave color and animal): Purple Dog

3. Your soap-opera name (middle name and the street you live on): Joann Wendell

4. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name): ArmKe

5. Your superhero name (color of your panties and favorite candy): Black Resse

6. Your Japanese name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, then last three letters of your last name): Emjoong

7. Your witness protection name (both parents middle name, father first...then mother): William Jean (dammit, it took me 37 years to get rid of the first male name I was given, I'm going to take my chances as is)

8. Your goth name (Black and the name of one of your pets): Black Shadow (that sounds more like what my detective name or superhero name should have been)