On January the 2nd of 1970, at one o'clock in the afternoon, a baby boy was born to Patty and Jim Armstrong. Doctors at Hunter Air Base in Savannah, Georgia oversaw the birth after nearly 36 hours of labor and one big heaping glass of castor oil, drunk by the mother. I'm pretty sure that neither Mom or Dad had any idea that their baby Greg would one day become their baby Kelly. They love me just the same and today I celebrate 39 wonderful years. Thanks Mom and Dad.