33 Questions About Sex

Why not?

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2008?
Sadly no.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Not sex technically, but messing around in a big way.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Of course, all you have to do is see yourself in a mirror having sex. It's usually funny or scary looking.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Nope.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
I'm lucky if I can stay awake for 10 minutes afterwards.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Seriously?

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Should I?

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
I've got quite the potty mouth when need be.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Afraid so and more times than I care to admit.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
That would just be too creepy, though thoughts of friends have entered the mind many, many times.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yes, one week before she got married. Guess she needed to get it out of her system and I was happy to oblige as it was pretty dirty sex.

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
No, but it's on my list of things to do. The only concern would be with who. Do you go with two other girls, two guys or a girl and a guy? Of course, I wouldn't complain about any of them.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Absolutely.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
I'm ashamed to say it, but yes I have.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE(N)?
No.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Called the significant other by the wrong name once. Never a good thing, never.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
Too old, that's all I'm saying.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
I can think of several people but Melissa comes to mind most.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Never say never.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Not really.

21. DO YOU KISS DURING SEX?
I love kissing.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
Very uncomfortable.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
Nope, haven't seen her in a long, long time.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Ah, no!

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Yes, but I've never been the cheater.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
She who dies with the most toys wins.

27. LINGERIE?
I don't know about that though I would love to dress up as Catholic school girl seeing as how most guys kinda dig that.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Six of them.

29. PUT AN "X" WHERE YOU HAVE HAD SEX:

[ ] park
[ ] church parking lot
[ ] cemetery
[X] school
[X ] parent’s bed
[X] your bed
[X] car
[ ] picnic table
[X] kitchen counter
[X] couch/chair
[ ] dining room/kitchen table
[ ] woods
[ ] hood of a car
[X] bathroom
[X] shower
[X] the other person’s bed
[ ] porch/deck/balcony
[X] garage, basement
[ ] in the street/ally
[X] in a house with parents home
[X] at a party
[ ] on top of the washer/dryer
[ ] with other people in the room
[X] hotel
[ ] concert
[ ] grandparent’s house
[ ] field
[ ] bleachers
[ ] beach
[ ] city bus
[ ] Pool Table
[ ] movie theater
[ ] tractor
[ ] truck
[ ] hay barn
[ ] cow pasture
[ ] in the mud
[ ] boat
[ ] on a massage table

30. Ever have sex with someone of the same sex?
As a guy, I never even thought about having sex with a guy. Once I began transition I began to wonder where all the hot guys came from. I'm still primarily attracted to women but I'd love to have sex with a guy, but only once I get southern surery.

31. Ever give oral sex? Get oral sex?
It's my favorite thing to do in the whole world. I think doing it for a guy would be pretty amazing as well. As for getting it, many times for that too.

32. Ever do the backdoor?
Not technically, but lots of play around there.

33. Who was the best?
Her name was Debbie and she rocked my world. I still have scars on my back from the all the scratches. She once told me, no kidding, that "in public I'm a total lady but in the bedroom I'm a whore." That was all I needed to know.