The Real Reason We Had An Earthquake

Some might blame the earthquake on a series of faults that crisscross the midwest and perhaps it really is the cause, but I have it on good authority that the real cause of the quake was my girl River falling out of bed. We don't call her "Plump and Juicy" for nothing. Regardless, she was the only one of the three who paid any attention. Sammy and Shadow sleep in my bed but she prefers her own dog bed in the living room. She came running in as fast as her little stick legs could carry her fat bod. Still, I can't quite figure out why Shadow and Sammy didn't freak out as my bed just rocked back and forth and it sounded like a freight train folling through the house. So, here's the girl that caused this...